Commissioned to write titillating letters to Franz, a friend in Austria, with the intention of enticing him back to Fun City as soon as possible, the author sets out to create a Pattaya full of fun, bargirls, sensational sex, and more, but at a certain point the author runs out of steam. He commissions his friend, The King, a man who is never wrong, to continue writing but The King gets hospitalised. Desperate for another writer-narrator, the author asks old friends back in the UK to look around. They send over a criminal cook attached to a social worker, and The Cook continues stimulating Franz?s libido, but his intentions are thwarted because the social worker, after touring the bars and staring into the glitzy face of sexual depravity, decides to close down Pattaya.Similar to "Great Tits I've Known (And Other Species)" and to "Sexy Thai Bar Girls And Me", this book complements the other two and continues an exploration of Pattaya's good-and-bad fun that just won't put an end to itself! |